Through the purchase of an online training program, have agreed to voluntarily participate in an exercise program, including, but not limited to, strength training, flexibility development, and aerobic exercise, under the guidance of Stupid Systems LLC. I hereby stipulate and agree that I am physically and mentally sound and currently have no physical conditions that would be aggravated by my involvement in an exercise program. Since this is an automated plan, I acnkowledge that Stupid Systems LLC is in no way liable for any injuries or health changes related in any way to this program.
I understand and am aware that physical-fitness activities, including the use of equipment, are potentially hazardous activities. I am aware that participating in these types of activities, even when completed properly, can be dangerous. I agree to follow the verbal and written instructions issued by the trainer. I am aware that potential risks associated with these types of activities include, but are not limited to: death, fainting, disorders in heartbeat, serious neck and spinal injuries that may result in complete or paralysis or brain damage, serious injury to virtually all bones, joints, ligaments, muscles, tendons, and other aspects of the musculoskeletal system, and serious injury or impairment to other aspects of my body, general health, and well-being.
I will provide the equipment to be used in connection with workouts, including, but no limited to, benches, dumbbells, barbells, and similar items. I represent and warrant any and all equipment I provide for training use only. Stupid Systems LLC has not inspected my equipment and has no knowledge of its condition. I understand that I take sole responsibility for my equipment. I acknowledge that any equipment may malfunction and/or cause potential injuries. I take sole responsibility to inspect any and all of my equipment prior to use.
I expressly assume and accept the sole responsibility for my safety and any and all injuries that may occur. In consideration of the acceptance of this entry, I, for myself and for my executors, administrators. and assigs, waive and release any and all claims against Stupid Systems LLC, and any of his staffs, officers, officials, volunteers, sponsors, agents, representatives, successors, or assigns and agree to hold them harmless from any claims or losses, including but not limited to claims for negligence for any injuries or expenses that I may incur while exercising or while traveling to and from training sessions.
These exculpatory clauses are intended to apply to any and all activities occurring using a product provided by Stupid Systems LLC.